We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
Randomize
