Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
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Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
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Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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