I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
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he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
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Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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