I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
