I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
People with herpes should wear stickers.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
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I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
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Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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