Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
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i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
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He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
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