How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
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This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
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Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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