I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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