Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
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I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
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I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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