Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
tonight lets celebrate not being married
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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