i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
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Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
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I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
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