There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
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I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
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"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
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