I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I just got carded by a ten year old.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
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