With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
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