The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
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She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
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I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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