You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
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She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
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Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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