do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
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We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
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I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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