it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
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My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
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I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
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