I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
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