Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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