Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
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not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
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he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
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