I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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