I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
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