i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
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Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
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Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
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