so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
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