Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
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From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
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Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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