are you wasted or are you getting laid?
ebdebdebdebd
wow
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
Randomize