I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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