Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
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Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
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How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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