I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
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And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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