Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
Randomize
