i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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