i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
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I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
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no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
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