Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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