I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
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I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
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orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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