I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
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