STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
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I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
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So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?