I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
i just had sex bonerless
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
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im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
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You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.