You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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