just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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