tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
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