I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
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