I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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