you told grandpa to call you daddy
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
FUCK WHALES
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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