Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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