How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
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Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
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I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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