Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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