I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
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Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
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Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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