I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
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who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
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It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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