wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
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So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
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I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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