What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
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