How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
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