Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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